Fox Fur

"Oh, cool... Fox fur" --Mark "huh??"....."omg mark... It's Faux Fur" --Britt

Mark "You get Columbus Day off at work? That's gay... I don't even remember what he looks like he's been dead so long. They didn't even have camera then. No one really even knows what he looks like..."

Location:Columbus Day

Etch-a-Sketch

Mark, "Oh my gosh, a giant Etch A Sketch!" ...I just let him believe it.

We're talking about weekend plans and he keeps referring to Saturday as "tomorrow" (it's Thursday) so finally I ask him why he keeps saying tomorrow and he says "I'm talking as if today is Friday. In the present." Oh, ok. :)

Mother/Father

While driving down to Houston someone cut me off and I said something along the lines of "Mother Effer..." Mark goes, "Yeah, Father effer!!" I just looked at him. He says, "well I wonder why no one ever says that??"

Location:United States

Today, very randomly...
Mark: "Hey, you wanna pet some donkeys??"
What?!

Ginger (Oh, the irony....)

While eating sushi (for only the 2nd time), he tried a small piece of ginger. A few minutes later he says very matter-of-factly, "You know, if you carried this ginger around in your purse all the time...man, it would just freshen your breath more than anything."

LOL

doggy heaven

Background: I'm checking email, minding my own business, only half-way listening/paying attention to what's going on in the room next to me. Mark is laying on the bed to play with Charlie (my lab/border collie puppy) and says to him:

"You better learn how to snuggle or you're not gonna go to doggy heaven."

...I stopped and re-played it in my head, then laughed hysterically. He was being so serious!

"Uh Oh"

This morning's events are what inspired me to create this blog. There is too much said/done not to share some! I can't be the only one that gets to laugh at this stuff....it's hilarious.

Mark, "Oh no....I think I just (crapped) my pants"

Me, "What??!"

Mark, as he's getting up and walking slowly to the bathroom, "Yep, I did...I sharted."