Etch-a-Sketch

Mark, "Oh my gosh, a giant Etch A Sketch!" ...I just let him believe it.

We're talking about weekend plans and he keeps referring to Saturday as "tomorrow" (it's Thursday) so finally I ask him why he keeps saying tomorrow and he says "I'm talking as if today is Friday. In the present." Oh, ok. :)

Mother/Father

While driving down to Houston someone cut me off and I said something along the lines of "Mother Effer..." Mark goes, "Yeah, Father effer!!" I just looked at him. He says, "well I wonder why no one ever says that??"

Location:United States

Today, very randomly...
Mark: "Hey, you wanna pet some donkeys??"
What?!